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chiaknanamu:

mitunas-choice-rump:

GUYS I ANSWERED THAT QUESTION FROM TUMBLRBOT THEN I REFRESHED AND I THINK I SOME HOW BROKE TUMBLRBOT BUT I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD 

am i the only person who thinks this is really sweet and cute. because its like. ‘what makes you feel better when you are in a bad mood?’ and they repleid with ‘when you send me messages, it makes me feel good’

so tumblr bot filled the inbox with messages so they’d feel really good or have something to look at when they’re feeling down.

tumblrbot is my favorite

Reblogged from surprisebitch  34,050 notes

punkbarnes:

do not delete someone’s caption to a graphic they’ve made (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

especially if it’s a credit link or a poem or lyrics or something that adds value and context to the graphic itself (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

and especially don’t delete and then re-add a caption just so your url shows up as “credit” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

if you do that you are a sack of shit (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧

  • society:

    oh you have your period? well you have two options.

  • person:

    okay.

  • society:

    you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.

  • person:

    sounds awful. what's my second option.

  • society:

    a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.

  • person:

    still seems pretty awful.

  • society:

    wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!

  • person:

    well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.

  • society:

    HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.

  • person:

  • society:

    oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.

  • person:

  • society:

  • person:

    i think i'll go with my third option.

  • society:

  • person:

  • society:

    what third option?

  • person:

    i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

Reblogged from zanetheaiden  349,139 notes

theatrefetish:

you know what upsets me

bunnies have tons of sex

like supposedly always humping right

but does that affect how we look at bunnies?

no

do we still think bunnies are cute af?

yes

do we want bunnies any less because of their sex habits?

no

treat people like bunnies ok

this has been a psa

Reblogged from zanetheaiden  122,676 notes

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep
Reblogged from kakunahugs  200,765 notes

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth